John Jones

johnmjones: @brittanyforks if "Bad News Bears = Awesome," but the transitive property that would mean "today = awesome"

johnmjones: "The Apple brand means 'great products, but the company really couldn't care less about you as a person'" http://bit.ly/O9oA7

johnmjones: @jdeeringdavis see? it's spreading… #thedumbness

johnmjones: thinks he's getting a little dumber each time he sees the 'G.I. Joe' trailer

johnmjones: @LaniAR they'd better not. Because of all the caps. You know; the busted caps.

johnmjones: @LaniAR no, 'cause sometimes my rhymes are polite…

johnmjones: Career options: http://bit.ly/odgP6

johnmjones: @LaniAR but, my lyrics are bottomless…

johnmjones: is the mother-flippin' Rhymenocerous

johnmjones: RT @billwolff: API scripting *must* be taught to students just as HTML & CSS must be taught to them. It is irresponsible & unethical not to.

johnmjones: Got my Social Security report today. The verdict? Things are looking good. I'm thinking about cashing out my IRA & getting a Lotus.

johnmjones: Looks like it's going to be a nice day - http://bkite.com/0amIA

johnmjones: RT @academicdave: Must read for soc. media folks http://bit.ly/3TTq0A "There is no 'real' social network." Need to pay attn to difference.

johnmjones: @mattthomas which would be totally sweet. But not better than a movie theater, methinks.

johnmjones: Heading out for a run

johnmjones: @mattthomas hmmm. Highly suspect claim. How could it be better than the average HDTV experience? #stillinlovewithApplethough

johnmjones: RT @BennRosales: We have Net Neutrality legislation! Tell Congress to pass it: www.savetheinternet.com #netneutrality #srsly plz rt